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Top 10 Hottest Female Tennis Players 2023

Last Updated on May 23, 2023

Tennis is one of the most popular sports in the world. These ten women have an appealing look as well as a perfect legal style. Because of the strict routine, they maintain for the sport, they have been endowed with good appearances and hot physiques. Let’s have a glance at the top 10 hottest and most attractive female tennis players.

Top 10 Hottest Female Tennis Players 2023

10. Angelique Kerber

An astonishingly beautiful and talented German female tennis player, who currently holds the world’s number 8 ranking in singles. Kerber has three WTA singles titles, as well as 11 ITF singles and three doubles titles.

At the 2011 US Open and 2012 Wimbledon Championships, she reached the semifinals (her best Grand Slam results).

She advanced to the quarterfinals of the French Open in 2012 and the Wimbledon Championships in 2014. Kerber is ranked 10th on our ranking of the “hottest female tennis players.”


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9. Dominika Cibulkova

This tennis sensation from Czechoslovakia is an emerging star. Her quick and offensive style of play has earned her a reputation. Dominika Cibulkova has won eight WTA singles titles and two ITF titles in her career.

She also became the fourth player to win the WTA Finals on her debut in 2016, following Serena Williams, Maria Sharapova, and Petra Kvitova. Dominika was termed one of the sexiest and most attractive female tennis players in the world.

Her most significant achievements began when she competed in the 2009 French Open and advanced to the semi-finals. She has reached the quarterfinals of the 2010 US Open and the 2011 Wimbledon Championships.


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8. Eugenie Bouchard

Eugenie Bouchard, a Canadian bombshell, is ranked second on our ranking of the top 10 hottest women tennis players. The sizzling  Bouchard became the first Canadian to capture a Grand Slam in singles with her 2012 Wimbledon girls’ championship.

Bouchard is noted for reaching the ball early and rushing her opponents with a high groundstroke pace. She has advanced to the semifinals of the Australian Open and the French Open in 2014. She is very well known for her glamorous and hot looks which can turn any man into her slave.


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7. Cici Bellis

Cici Bellis is a young and energetic female tennis player from the United States. She became the 2nd youngest player in the top 100 WTA in 2018.


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6. Sorana Cirstea

The hot Romanian tennis player Sorana Cirstea got her highest career ranking of number 21 in 2013. Though her professional career is not much glorified she is beautiful and hot enough to make her space on the list of hottest female tennis players.


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5. Paula Badosa

WTA ranked Paula Badosa the world’s number 2 in singles. She is a Spanish professional tennis player who is recognized for her talent and skills as a professional.


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4. Camila Giorgi

Camila Giorgi is an Italian professional tennis player who is ranked career’s highest number 26.

3. Sloane Stephens

Sloane Stephens is an American professional tennis player. Her career’s best ranking is number 2 by WTA.


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2. Aryna Sabalenka

Ranked number 1 in doubles and world’s number 2 in singles. Aryna Sabalenka is a hot and beautiful female tennis player who has a very attractive physique to make you crazy.

1. Fanny Stollar

One of the most beautiful and hottest female tennis players who are active in 2023, Fanny Stollar is a Hungarian national. She has a very attractive personality and beautiful eyes to make you crazy. Fanny usually posts her hot pictures on her Instagram account.


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All of the above are tennis players who are still active in 2023. But we can’t ignore the following beautiful soules while listing the hottest female tennis players. Though they are now retired their beauty is not retired yet.

Hottest Female Tennis Players

7. Ashley Harkleroad

Harkleroad is a tennis player from the United States. She is the first WTA player to appear in the famous Playboy American men’s magazine in a nude pose. She is so well-known that she coordinates her tennis outfits with her clothing.

Harkleroad has enticing looks that ooze sex charm, and men adore seeing her play tennis. After her performance at the US Open in 2001 in a scandalous dress, she was dubbed “American Ana.”

Her being young and attractive did not prevent her from winning numerous tennis matches. In her career as a tennis player and a sexy woman, she has a slew of young American fans.


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6. Maria Kirilenko

Maria, the hot tennis player, is another stunning blonde Russian. Kirilenko is one of today’s hottest female tennis players. She was born in Moscow and is ranked number ten in the world. She was also featured in the 2009 Swimsuit Edition. Kirilenko has a stronghold on the doubles title and is widely regarded as the best.

Kirilenko may be one of Russia’s most beautiful women, but she is unquestionably fashionable. She has modeled for Sports Illustrated and has appeared in several fashion magazines, including Vogue. She enjoys being the center of attention and being in the spotlight. 


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5. Mandy Minella

Mandy Minella, is a gorgeous Luxembourg girl. In her career, Minella has earned two WTA doubles championships, as well as nine singles and five doubles titles on the ITF circuit.

Minella, who stands at a towering 5.11ft, is more regarded in Europe as a model than as a tennis player. Aside from tennis, she is doing more and more glamour shoots and has become the face of Tennis-Point.de, a major German sporting goods retailer.

Minella is ranked 8th on our list of the top 10 hottest female tennis players.”


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4. Ana Ivanovic

 Ana Ivanovic, a Serbian female tennis player who was previously ranked No. 1 in the Women’s Tennis Association, has done more than enough to keep men involved in women’s tennis.  She is ranked No. 5 among the world’s most beautiful female tennis players.

Ana achieved massive off-field success with numerous sponsors as the face of women’s tennis alongside Maria Sharapova, thanks to her good looks. Ana has not only graced the pages of several publications, but she has often dated some of the most worthy bachelors in sports. She plays with a lot of aggression. It doesn’t matter whether she performs well or not, she looks cute and beautiful.


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3. Sania Mirza

Sania Mirza is a hot, glamorous, and smart tennis player who knows how to hit her shots. The sexy and hot Indian model is 34 years old, and it’s a joy to see her glamorous beauty while she performs. Shoaib Malik, a Pakistani cricketer, is her husband. She is ranked #4 on the list of the sexiest female tennis players.

Mirza is known for her powerful and strong forehand groundstrokes. She is the number one player in several Indian tennis tournaments, including singles and doubles. She has earned more than $1 million in her tennis career, making her India’s highest-paid female tennis player.

Sania is the first Indian woman to earn a WTA Tour championship, and she also captured the mixed doubles title at the 2009 Australian Open. She had won a Grand Slam tournament and was ranked in the WTA Top 50.


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2. Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova, a Russian stunning girl, is one of the world’s hottest and sexiest tennis players. She is currently ranked third among the top ten hottest female tennis players on our list. Sharapova has a slew of modeling gigs under her belt, including the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

She is sultry and beautiful, making her one of our list’s hottest female tennis stars. Sharapova is the most well-known female tennis player in history, especially among men. She is adored by men all over the world due to her enormous popularity, appearance, riches, and glamorous lifestyle. 

She has appeared in several commercials, including those for Nike, Prince, and Canon, and is the face of many luxury brands, including Cole Haan. On Yahoo!, Sharapova was the most searched athlete.


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1.  Anna Kournikova

No tennis hotlist is full without the girl who is recognized for her looks rather than her tennis skills. Despite her lack of ability, she used to fill stadiums with adoring fans who chanted for her and cherished her. The bombshell beauty is none other than former Russian tennis player Anna Sergeyevna Kournikova, the world’s most popular hottest lady. On Google, she is one of the most searched women. Her special and amazing appearance has millions of male followers.

She is a clear illustration of becoming a celebrity based solely on her attractiveness, not on her tennis skills. Anna’s supporters say that she seems to be a goddess in her many tennis outfits, leaving admirers speechless by her beauty on the track. Anna rose to prominence after appearing in a music video with Enrique.

She was voted the Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM magazine. Ana holds first place in our list of the top 10 hottest female tennis players.

201 thoughts on “Top 10 Hottest Female Tennis Players 2023”

    • WHY NOT?????!!!!!
      Her real name should be JULIA GORGEOUS!!!!!
      BTW, the spelling of her last name is either GOERGES or GORGES!!!

      • There are many more attractive tennis players than Julia. They include Vitalia Diatchenko, Cici Bellis, Monica Puig, Laura Robson, Camilla Giorgi, Amandine Hess, Donna Vekic and Katie Boulter.

        • Christopher, what he lists is his own business. He could have listed MANY more if he wanted to. Just get over the fact that not everyone likes Julia Goerges as much as you. List your own top 10 that others can be critical of!

        • I could have listed close to 50 other female tennis players that I considered to be hotter than Julia Goerges, but I only chose to list a few. Julia Goerges would not be in my top 10 hottest female tennis player but only be at the end of my top 50 hottest female tennis players. I certainly don’t think she is as hot as you think she is.

        • WRONG Christopher. Julia Goerges might have been in the top 10 hottest female tennis players years ago, but NOT now. The writer was correct to leave Goerges out of the top 10. I would not have Kerber, Cibulkova or Mirza in my top 10, but I would not put Goerges there either. Instead I would put Katie Boulter, Cici Bellis and Vitalia Diatchenko in it.

      • Sabine Lisicki is far more attractive to me than Julia Goerges. Also to me, it’s “Gorgeous Giorgi”, not “Gorgeous Goerges”.

      • How dare you criticise the guy who doesn’t think Julia Goerges is as hot as you think she is!

        Do we criticise your selections?

        MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, Christopher!!!!

        • You are right Colin. Criticising means indicating the faults of something or someone in a disapproving way. Christopher has done just that.

        • I agree with Observer. Christopher should keep his opinions to himself if someone likes a hottest female tennis player and he doesn’t. Christopher has no right to interfere with another readers opinion.

      • Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher is a 60 year old man. If I hadn’t known that, I would have guessed that all of Christopher’s comments have been written by an immature 15 year old boy.

        Christopher definitely has a screw loose.

  1. The best photos in this article are from Maria Kirilenko. The best tennis action shot is Mandy Minnella, not that there were any other tennis action shots. Besides, I prefer photos anyway where the players pose for the camera.

    • No Christopher, they are not. Many are very ordinary when they are playing, including Eugenie Bouchard. That’s because they are not wearing full make up. The exception is Camila Giorgi, because of her outfits.

    • WRONG Christopher. When they’re actually playing, there’s plenty of unattractive photos of them because they are grimacing. I would have model type photos of the hottest female tennis players only because there would be no ordinary or unattractive photos of them.

      • I am absolutely in stitches laughing at the hypocrisy from Christopher. He is the one that needs help. I have never come across anyone, anywhere, who feels the need to put his point across with the continual use of capital letters, exclamation marks and question marks.

  2. No Christopher, Neha Ubero is a bad idea. She is not a tennis player. This article is only for photos of female tennis players.

    • The fight with Christopher escalated because in India, people were very upset with him.

      Obviously, Indians like Sania Mirza, but Martina Hingis was her doubles partner for many years, which is why Indians like Hingis too. Unfortunately, Hingis received a drug ban.

      When Christopher really had a go at Simona Halep, it brought back shocking memories for Indian people and we really thought that Christopher was out of line with that comment, particularly here on the hottest female tennis players, where Indians are over the moon with Sania Mirza, being placed at number 4.

      Simona Halep is also liked by Indians so we thought that we should stand up for not only Simona Halep, but Maria Sharapova too, while not forgetting about Martina Hingis.

      • Christopher has also breached the copyright laws by copying and pasting Brian’s innocuous comment from Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blog and reproduced it here and made into a big deal, mocking Brian’s comment. What is mentioned on Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blog stays there and is not be transferred here, especially when it wasn’t Christopher’s original comment in the first place. It was Brian’s.

        Brian will be pressing charges against Christopher through his copyright infringement lawyer.

    • So do I! Christopher is good at criticising other people’s lists. As an outspoken commentator on many of these sites, he should put his money where his mouth is, or type his letters where his keyboard is, and give the readers his personal top 10 hottest female tennis players of all time and/or his hottest female tennis players of 2022, out of the current playing female tennis players.

  3. She’s ok. She’s got good genes, as her grandmother, Colleen Kay Hutchins, was crowned Miss America in 1952, when she was 25.

  4. Christopher, it would also be a good idea for you to go back to the same tennis blog where you picked on Brian, and voice your own approval on that same tennis blog, for both Rachel Stuhlmann, as well as that very attractive female Serbian tennis umpire.

    • There was nothing attached to your name regarding Rachel Stuhlmann and Marijana Veljovic.

      Go back to Jonathan’s tennis blog and voice your approval for those ladies there for a change, instead of continually putting your thoughts on this tennis blog.

      Don’t be shy and afraid Christopher, go to Jonathan’s tennis blog, where your narcissistic behaviour will have many, many more readers following it.

      Christopher, don’t hope, don’t think. Do!

  5. No Christopher, you are WRONG!! No one cares about your background or what you get up to in your daily life.
    We only care about sane comments about the hottest female tennis players.

  6. Christopher, out of all the tennis comments on blogs, you have to single out Brian’s innocuous statement.

    Really, Christopher, what’s the matter with you! Get your priorities right!

  7. Who do you think you are Christopher? How would you like it if I combed through every single ridiculous comment that you have made on every tennis blog? I think it would take me the whole of 2023 and beyond to get through all of it!

    • If that’s the case, for a balanced view, are you willing to have a poll taken from EVERY available reader of the hottest female tennis players on every tennis blog that you have commented on over the years, and see whether they agree with your comments, like your comments, and whether they think your comments are getting worse?

  8. Wrong Christopher. Yes for Barbara Walters, She was brilliant! Not Pope Benedict, who was German born and was enrolled in the Hitler youth. That is an absolutely terrible thing from his past!

  9. Unfortunately, the good does not outweigh the bad for Pope Francis Benedict. To me, to use another example, it’s like a priest is regarded as the best priest ever by many critics, but then you find out that same priest has had a chequered past with a history of child abuse.

    I also want a balanced view on the Maria Sharapova and Simona Halep drug sagas. Their tennis histories cannot be overshadowed by drug tests. They are and were brilliant tennis players and most importantly, they are both hot!

    • WRONG!!! Maria Sharapova is one the most beautiful ladies in the world. She is far more attractive than Julia Goerges, who is very OVERRATED!

      • Well, sometimes when I reply, for some reason in the system, my reply jumps to another comment. It’s certainly not deliberate and I definitely make sure I reply to the particular comment in question.

  10. Watch what you say Christopher. You can be sued for defamation! Halep and Sharapova can sue you for defamation too! You don’t know the full facts. You, Christopher, are WRONG!!!!!

  11. My mission has been accomplished. I have won the tennis blog match over Christopher, in straight sets. The umpire, Marijana Veljovic, personally congratulated me on my win, which was a great gesture from her.

    I no longer wish to comment or reply on Christopher’s comments, no matter how much I disagree with them, both here and on other tennis blogs. Christopher is not my grammar or English teacher, so I couldn’t care less what he thinks about it.

    It was a great win by Observer. Christopher double faulted on numerous occasions and Observer played the tennis blog match well, by exploiting his weaknesses.

    My future tennis matches will be on the tennis court, instead of a tennis blog.

    Thank you linesmen, thank you ball boys.

  12. Christopher, get stuck into Cardinal George Pell, who just passed away.

    He was a very very very very bad man, a child abuser. He was far far worse than Sharapova and Halep,

    Get that through your thick brain, you IDIOT!!!!,

      • The arsehole only got off because he had a good lawyer.

        He deserved to rot in jail longer than 12 months.

        Human being, he was a nasty nasty human being, you idiot.

      • Wrong! The Royal Commission into child abuse in 2020 released a bombshell un-redacted report examining the failings of George Pell during his time as an assistant priest, bishop, auxiliary bishop and cardinal in Australia.

        The report found that George Pell both knew about child abuse, particularly within the Victorian diocese of Ballarat, and failed to take proper steps to act on complaints about dangerous priests.

        Pell was convicted in December 2018 of five counts of abusing two boys in St Patrick’s Cathedral in the 1990s.

      • No, it doesn’t mean anything. He can still be guilty, without evidence. Just because you are acquitted does not mean he didn’t do it. It simply means there wasn’t enough evidence, in that particular case.

    • I wouldn’t read anything you suggest. I’ve told you many times I don’t click on links and I couldn’t care less about spelling grammar commas or anything

    • WRONG!!!!!! That’s the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. Nothing could be further from the truth. You are simply an attention seeking narsistic arsehole. You always have been, you always will be. Many many many shrinks need to give you, Christopher, help. Get that through your thick brain. Hahaha

  13. Listen Christopher I only care about people who do things in the world who help OTHER PEOPLE.

    What have you done in that regard ever?

  14. Believe me Christopher you have many many weaknesses that I have exploited to make me win the tennis blog match against you.

    Obviously you haven’t conceded. I have already been awarded the match anyway by Marijana Veljovic so I have a lot to be proud of

    Hooray Observer beat Christopher in straight sets, ladies and gentlemen!

    • I could easily take all your comments with a grain of salt, but you need to be called out. You are the only one who is a complete embarrassment to the tennis blog community. You have made complete assumptions. You don’t have a clue. You are obnoxious, big headed and a pathetic individual.

    • What is sad that you have used this blog as your personal diary. Get your own diary. You are the only one who likes your comments and stop coming back with that pathetic comments printed excuse of yours.

    • What is sad is that Chrisyopher used this blog as his personal diary. If he had only used this blog for what it was meant to be designed for.

      My mission from the word go was to get Christopher away from this tennis blog, unless he comments only on the hottest female tennis players.

      Christopher had a duty of care to comment only on the hottest female tennis players. He breached that duty of care and was sued for negligence. Damages have been awarded to Observer and the judge has found that Christopher can no longer use this tennis blog as his personal diary.

      Ladies and gentlemen, justice has been served and in the future, only comments relating to the hottest female tennis players will be allowed.

  15. Hey numnuts Christopher the quote that matters the most is someone who was abused by a priest at the age of nine, was quoted as saying “Cardinal George Pell is burning in hell right now. I am glad he has passed on.”

    Of course you have no sympathy for that person who was abused. I have no more time whatsoever for you and your pathetic view of your narcissistic it’s all about me only Christopher world atrocious grammar you betcha hahahaha

    • I have changed my mind. Sixty year old Christopher doesn’t have the maturity of a 15 year old. Christopher has the maturity of a 10 year old boy and that’s an insult to the 10 year old boy!

    • You are the one, Christopher, with the massive problems. You have no sympathy for that boy that was abused. I don’t want any sympathy from you. That I could not care less about. To make an assumption like that when I bring up a 9 nine year old boy that was abused by a priest.

      Ladies and gentlemen, that really shows Christopher’s true character.

    • Wrong, ladies and gentlemen, Christopher has the major, major problems and needs shrink attention, urgently. Only then, would his priorities be right.

      • I don’t care if I am in the minority and I am not in the minority anyway, believe me. You like to use the editors as your friend, because you want someone to be on your side.

        You don’t seem to care that you are in the minority when you don’t rate the likes of Sharapova, Badosa and Kournikova high enough in looks because this is exactly what this tennis blog is about, not your pathetic, irrelevant, narcissistic comments that Joe Blo wouldn’t care less about.

        But, you, narcissistic Christopher, wouldn’t care less about it, because, you, attention seeking Christopher, keep using this blog, as your own personal diary. What sane minded person would do that? I rest my case.

      • I am very, very accomplished, but unlike yourself, I don’t brag about any achievements. Unlike narcissistic Christopher, I don’t seek reassurance from other people.

        Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher should have his shrink help when he was a young boy because now he has become a very strange old man, who is beyond help. Sad, but true.

      • Listen arsehole, I would not prove anything to you if you paid me as much as Halep and Sharapova make combined. I am a very humble, modest person, unlike narcissistic Christopher. If I were the world’s leading shrink, I would not tell you because I am modest. I don’t like talking about myself, whereas narcissists like you continually talk about themselves and continually seek approval from others.

      • Christopher is the biggest narcissist I have ever come across. I actually can’t believe that someone would go to the lengths that he does with all his narcissistic comments.

        Only, an immature 10 year old would continually carry on the way Christopher does with all of his narcissistic comments.

    • You, Christopher, are never a big winner. You are always a big loser, both on tennis blogs and in life. Sad, but true.

      Ladies and gentlemen, pathetic Christopher always uses capitals to get his useless point across. Capitals do not signify anything. Time for Christopher to go back to school and get the education he lacked growing up.

    • WRONG!!!!! Every reader knows that you, Christopher, is a narcissist, who is beyond help and refuses to see the shrinks, he desperately needs.

      I have already taken a poll with every available reader, as my evidence.

      • Complete and utter rubbish. I honestly don’t care how I come across to you because no matter what I say you or how I say it, you will disapprove of it anyway.

        Ladies and gentlemen, please note he, Christopher, is way beyond help. Only the shrinks can help Christopher become a decent human being and help him to stop being an attention seeking narcissist!

  16. You are way out of line! Another game set and match to Observer! Observer leads head to head matches a billion to one!

    The USTA has arranged for several shrinks to give the very immature Christopher the therapy he desperately seeks!

  17. The crowd were absolutely impressed with the number of aces that Observer served to Christopher.

    Observer had absolutely brilliant game plans which he perfectly executed against Christopher. Observer is also a brilliant striker.

    Observer really followed his coach’s instructions perfectly and has certainly taken the tennis world by storm.

    Well done Observer. You have done the tennis blog world proud and put immature Christopher in his place, forcing Christopher to get the shrink help he desperately needs.

    • That same shrink has been notified to see Christopher straight away and to give him a personality change, where he becomes modest at all times.

      Pigs might fly, but this particular shrink has had a great success rate. I know because I have made several enquiries, and this shrink, comes highly recommended and is an expert in changing narcissistic personality disorders, where all previous shrinks, have failed.

      • Complete garbage. Numbnuts Christopher is a hypocrite. He has been copying many things I have said about him and he has contradicted himself too. He certainly like copying and pasting. That is a fact, not an assumption.

      • No, I think Observer is very creative. I have noticed Christopher copying comments like narcissist and accusing Observer of being that. No, Christopher was definitely a copycat in that case.

    • Wrong! You need to read the Royal Commission into child abuse, which is the evidence which convicted him in the first place, as well as the testimony of the surviving alter boy. There were many other instances where George Pell abused boys at swimming pools in Ballarat, and other places, but there was no CCTV at the time. Believe me, boys who were that age at the time, do not lie, and put themselves through a lengthy court process, for nothing. Pell was simply lucky, no more accusations against him could be proven. He was still a child abuser. He was no saint and many other priests were child abusers too, and were rightfully convicted. Pell did nothing to stop child abuse, under his watch, as a Cardinal.

    • I could not care less how I am across to you because numbnuts Christopher will only turn everything around anyway in his favour, so it does not matter which way people criticise Christopher.

    • No, Observer is not using humour at all for that reason. I just think Observer probably got tired of criticising Christopher, and just decided to try another method, without realising it would come across that way but I guess only Observer could answer that.

  18. I have got my lawyers to take legal action against Christopher. He, Christopher, won’t have a leg to stand on. My lawyers have been given a full transcript of my dealings with Christopher, plus all the deleted ones. In future, Christopher, will have to learn etiquette, and wash his mouth out with soap.

    For too long, Christopher has got away with too many ridiculous, inappropriate and irrelevant comments. He is foolish, an embarrassment, a narcissist who fails to take criticism, who attempts to twist and turn everything in his favour.

    Observer and every other reader, who is afraid to speak up both here and on other blogs, has had a neckful of the no hoper, up himself Christopher. Observer is the voice for all those other readers.

    Justice will be served and the findings will be that Christopher is no longer allowed to make any comments whatsoever in the future, by both here and on any other tennis blogs, as his punishment.

  19. Does anyone carry on the way Christopher does going on his tangents from the word go. No, because many people are far more intelligent than dumb Christopher.
    Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher should quit while he’s behind.

  20. In your dreams. You met your match in the Observer and my poll indicates that.

    Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher is a tennis blog loser!

  21. Wrong! The Observer is back to put narcissistic Christopher in his place, a retirement home, where many shrinks are on their way to make him a non narcissist.

    • Ladies and gentlemen, narcissists like Christopher never win. They never tear anyone to shreds. They have a very inflated opinion of themselves. They blame everyone but themselves for their narcissistic behaviour. Only narcissists like Christopher use these tennis blogs as their personal diary.

      The tennis blog communy have decided to ban Christopher from making comments unrelated to the hottest female tennis players.

      The readers have been advised to disregard any comment made by Christopher, unless it relates solely to the hottest female tennis players, and not mixed up with any other comment whatsoever.

      Justice has finally been served to the readers of the hottest female tennis players.

      • Elena Rybakina is hotter in looks than Iga Swiatek. I shall stick to that comment rather than her beating Swiatek, because that’s what this tennis blog is about, looks not ability.

  22. Ladies and gentlemen, narcissistic Christopher cannot prove that any of the readers like his comments, other than the editors who print them.

    Christopher is living in a fantasy world. He has no evidence whatsoever.

    Ladies and gentlemen, just watch him turn this criticism around and attack the Observer.

    Christopher is nothing but an attention seeking narcissist and he has done absolutely nothing to change my view. I rest my case.

    • It does not mean anything. You are simply making assumptions. You are scared of a poll, which is completely necessary. I firmly believe that many other people detest Christopher’s comments but are too afraid to speak up or type their thoughts.

    • Wrong. Another assumption. People just can’t be bothered replying to you or are simply not reading this blog at the moment.

      Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher is the complete numbnuts.

      Here in India, Christopher is very much disliked. He has upset many people with his view on Simona Halep.

      We want Christopher to leave this blog permanently and go away, go somewhere else.

      In India, we only want people here commenting on the hottest female tennis players only in the way this tennis blog was designed.

    • Wrong! I have checked out other blogs. Pitou attacked you on Jonathan’s tennis blog after he chose Petra Kvitova and you disagreed. He then attacked you back. John McLaren also attacked you originally with his numbnuts comment on another tennis blog, which no longer exists, but the writer was Sourav, saying that he bet you wouldn’t kick Bianca Andreescu out of bed, numnuts, spelt the wrong way. He didn’t actually mention her name but he implied it.

  23. Ladies and gentlemen, as evidence, just read every single one of numbnuts Christopher’s comments that have nothing to do with the hottest female tennis players, as proof that he is an attention seeking narcissist.

  24. You are the sensitive and touchy one, wanting Halep banned and disqualified from hot. It was a complete overreaction from Christopher, who was very touchy with that comment.

    Regarding Sharapova, she took something that her doctor had prescribed her that had only just been put on the banned substances a very short time beforehand. She was very stiff indeed. I definitely would not call that cheating. At the worst, ignorance.

  25. Hey numbnuts, how dare you have the audacity to copy and paste that comment from another tennis blog and Brian is not here to defend himself.

    That is definitely criticising Brian’s comment. Look up the word criticising in the dictionary.

    Don’t ever do anything like that again, numbnuts Christopher.

  26. Observer has observed that Christopher has always started the comments on just about every tennis blog and my issue anyway is not so much the quantity but the relevance of his comments specifically to the hottest female tennis players and the fact he played dirty with Brian’s comment by copying and pasting it from another tennis blog. He should have stuck to Jonathan’s website only for that comment and not transfer Brian’s comment here.

    Christopher really handles things badly. I remember on one tennis blog all previous comments had been deleted and Christopher had a go at the writer for deleting all the previous comments.

    The guy is an absolute show off and attention seeker.

  27. Complete rubbish. What is also complete rubbish ladies and gentlemen was Christopher being a competitive runner.

    I googled Christopher Nowak, runner, and it comes up as a young male, Christopher Nowak, who has been running recently. It’s not the same 60 year old Christopher Nowak that’s here.

    He, Christopher, is the big time loser.

  28. Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher had the audacity to bring up the words foolish, embarrassment, etc. but believe me, he is the one who has looked foolish and is a complete embarrassment with his continual typing in capital letters, not to mention the complete overuse of exclamation marks and question marks. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

  29. My big argument with Christopher is that he uses this tennis blog as his personal diary.

    This tennis blog was designed for comments regarding the hottest female tennis players only.

  30. This is the comment that Observer really thought was unnecessary by Christopher, who had the audacity to copy and paste Brian’s innocuous comment from another tennis blog.

    Who does Christopher think he is by transferring that comment from another tennis blog? It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever for Christopher to do that.

  31. Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is Christopher gets away with pathetic, irrelevant, necessary and narcissistic comments here because on Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blogs, Jonathan refuses to print all of Christopher’s comments because Jonathan has a much wider tennis blog readership.

    Ladies and gentlemen, just go read Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blog and look at the number of comments from Christopher. It has decreased significantly over the years.

    Christopher has just simply found a place here to park his narcissistic comments. Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher wanted me to stop commentating so he could keep writing irrelevant comments, not related hottest female tennis players only, in peace.

    However, I strongly believe that is morally wrong to print comments other than hottest female tennis players only, on this blog, regardless of Christopher’s counter arguments.

    Therefore, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I refer you to Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blog, and you will see that everyone else makes comments relating to the hottest female tennis players, but nothing else.

    On the other hand, Christopher although he did make comments specifically on the hottest female tennis players, also had the audacity to type comments unrelated to that topic, mainly printed late last year.

    After that was pointed out to him on that tennis blog, Christopher has decided to make all his comments here, where he can fly under the radar. Not so, on Jonathan’s tennis blogs. Jonathan is a tougher editor.

    Therefore, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, after the judge examines the evidence on Jonathan’s tennis blog, he will also note that Christopher had not typed the Simona Halep being banned comment on Jonathan’s blog, due to Christopher being banned from typing that comment there, or Christopher knowing that comment will not be accepted on that blog.

    The judge will then award damages to Observer because Christopher has really caused damage by his Simona Halep should be banned from hot comment, on this tennis blog. Of course, ladies and gentlemen, any civilised and reasonable person knows that Simona Halep should not be banned from hot.

    After deliberating for two minutes, the jury have awarded the case to Observer. The hottest female tennis blog community are overjoyed that Christopher can now only type comments about specific hottest female tennis players only.

  32. Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher will be getting a free ticket out of this planet because the narcissist Christopher thinks he is out of this world, therefore he is out of this planet.

  33. Every reader of this tennis blog in India all want Christopher to go away, go somewhere else. He takes pot shots at Simona Halep, Maria Sharapova and Bill Clinton, to name a few.

    Enough is enough, Christopher, go away! This is what happens when you upset people here in India.


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