Tennis is one of the most popular sports in the world. These ten women have an appealing look as well as a perfect legal style. Because of the strict routine, they maintain for the sport, they have been endowed with good appearances and a hot physiques. Let’s have a glance at the top 10 hottest and most attractive female tennis players.
Top 10 Hottest Female Tennis Players 2023
10. Angelique Kerber
An astonishingly beautiful and talented German female tennis player, who currently holds the world’s number 8 ranking in singles. Kerber has three WTA singles titles, as well as 11 ITF singles and three doubles titles.
At the 2011 US Open and 2012 Wimbledon Championships, she reached the semifinals (her best Grand Slam results).
She advanced to the quarterfinals of the French Open in 2012 and the Wimbledon Championships in 2014. Kerber is ranked 10th on our ranking of the “hottest female tennis players.”
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9. Dominika Cibulkova
This tennis sensation from Czechoslovakia is an emerging star. Her quick and offensive style of play has earned her a reputation. Dominika Cibulkova has won eight WTA singles titles and two ITF titles in her career.
She also became the fourth player to win the WTA Finals on her debut in 2016, following Serena Williams, Maria Sharapova, and Petra Kvitova. Dominika was termed one of the sexiest and most attractive female tennis players in the world.
Her most significant achievements began when she competed in the 2009 French Open and advanced to the semi-finals. She has reached the quarterfinals of the 2010 US Open and the 2011 Wimbledon Championships.
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8. Mandy Minella
Mandy Minella, a gorgeous Luxembourg girl. In her career, Minella has earned two WTA doubles championships, as well as nine singles and five doubles titles on the ITF circuit.
Minella, who stands at a towering 5.11ft, is more regarded in Europe as a model than as a tennis player. Aside from tennis, she is doing more and more glamour shoots and has become the face of Tennis-Point.de, a major German sporting goods retailer.
Minella is ranked 8th on our list of the top 10 hottest female tennis players.”
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7. Ashley Harkleroad
Harkleroad is a tennis player from the United States. She is the first WTA player to appear in the famous Playboy American men’s magazine in a nude pose. She is so well-known that she coordinates her tennis outfits with her clothing.
Harkleroad has enticing looks that ooze sex charm, and men adore seeing her play tennis. After her performance at the US Open in 2001 in a scandalous dress, she was dubbed “American Ana.”
Her being young and attractive did not prevent her from winning numerous tennis matches. In her career as a tennis player and a sexy woman, she has a slew of young American fans.
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6. Maria Kirilenko
Maria, the hot tennis player, is another stunning blonde Russian. Kirilenko is one of today’s hottest female tennis players. She was born in Moscow and is ranked number ten in the world. She was also featured in the 2009 Swimsuit Edition. Kirilenko has a stronghold on the doubles title and is widely regarded as the best.
Kirilenko may be one of Russia’s most beautiful women, but she is unquestionably fashionable. She has modeled for Sports Illustrated and has appeared in several fashion magazines, including Vogue. She enjoys being the center of attention and being in the spotlight.
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5. Ana Ivanovic
Ana Ivanovic, a Serbian female tennis player who was previously ranked No. 1 in the Women’s Tennis Association, has done more than enough to keep men involved in women’s tennis. She is ranked No. 5 among the world’s most beautiful female tennis players.
Ana achieved massive off-field success with numerous sponsors as the face of women’s tennis alongside Maria Sharapova, thanks to her good looks. Ana has not only graced the pages of several publications, but she has often dated some of the most worthy bachelors in sports. She plays with a lot of aggression. It doesn’t matter whether she performs well or not, she looks cute and beautiful.
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4. Sania Mirza
Sania Mirza is a hot, glamorous, and smart tennis player who knows how to hit her shots. The sexy and hot Indian model is 34 years old, and it’s a joy to see her glamorous beauty while she performs. Shoaib Malik, a Pakistani cricketer, is her husband. She is ranked #4 on the list of the sexiest female tennis players.
Mirza is known for her powerful and strong forehand groundstrokes. She is the number one player in several Indian tennis tournaments, including singles and doubles. She has earned more than $1 million in her tennis career, making her India’s highest-paid female tennis player.
Sania is the first Indian woman to earn a WTA Tour championship, and she also captured the mixed doubles title at the 2009 Australian Open. She had won a Grand Slam tournament and was ranked in the WTA Top 50.
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3. Maria Sharapova
Maria Sharapova, a Russian stunning girl, is one of the world’s hottest and sexiest tennis players. She is currently ranked third among the top ten hottest female tennis players on our list. Sharapova has a slew of modeling gigs under her belt, including the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
She is sultry and beautiful, making her one of our list’s hottest female tennis stars. Sharapova is the most well-known female tennis player in history, especially among men. She is adored by men all over the world due to her enormous popularity, appearance, riches, and glamorous lifestyle.
She has appeared in several commercials, including those for Nike, Prince, and Canon, and is the face of many luxury brands, including Cole Haan. On Yahoo!, Sharapova was the most searched athlete.
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2. Eugenie Bouchard
Eugenie Bouchard, a Canadian bombshell, is ranked second on our ranking of the top 10 hottest women tennis players. The sizzling Bouchard became the first Canadian to capture a Grand Slam in singles with her 2012 Wimbledon girls’ championship.
Bouchard is noted for reaching the ball early and rushing her opponents with a high groundstroke pace. She has advanced to the semifinals of the Australian Open and the French Open in 2014. She is very well known for her glamorous and hot looks which can turn any man into her slave.
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1. Anna Kournikova
No tennis hotlist is full without the girl who is recognized for her looks rather than her tennis skills. Despite her lack of ability, she used to fill stadiums with adoring fans who chanted for her and cherished her. The bombshell beauty is none other than former Russian tennis player Anna Sergeyevna Kournikova, the world’s most popular hottest lady. On Google, she is one of the most searched women. Her special and amazing appearance has millions of male followers.
She is a clear illustration of becoming a celebrity based solely on her attractiveness, not on her tennis skills. Anna’s supporters say that she seems to be a goddess in her many tennis outfits, leaving admirers speechless by her beauty on the track. Anna rose to prominence after appearing in a music video with Enrique.
She was voted the Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM magazine. Ana holds first place in our list of the top 10 hottest female tennis players.
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Summary
The Top 10 Hottest Female Tennis Players are:
- Anna Kournikova
- Eugenie Bouchard
- Maria Sharapova
- Sania Mirza
- Ana Ivanovic
- Maria Kirilenko
- Ashley Harkleroad
- Mandy Minella
- Dominika Cibulkova
- Angelique Kerber
CAROLINE WOZNIACKI, KATIE BOULTER and JULIA GOERGES?????!!!!!
Not Julia Georges!
WHY NOT?????!!!!!
Her real name should be JULIA GORGEOUS!!!!!
BTW, the spelling of her last name is either GOERGES or GORGES!!!
There are many more attractive tennis players than Julia. They include Vitalia Diatchenko, Cici Bellis, Monica Puig, Laura Robson, Camilla Giorgi, Amandine Hess, Donna Vekic and Katie Boulter.
You listed EIGHT!
In my books, she would be at least NINE or TEN in a TOP TEN LIST!!
Christopher, what he lists is his own business. He could have listed MANY more if he wanted to. Just get over the fact that not everyone likes Julia Goerges as much as you. List your own top 10 that others can be critical of!
I could have listed close to 50 other female tennis players that I considered to be hotter than Julia Goerges, but I only chose to list a few. Julia Goerges would not be in my top 10 hottest female tennis player but only be at the end of my top 50 hottest female tennis players. I certainly don’t think she is as hot as you think she is.
WRONG Christopher. Julia Goerges might have been in the top 10 hottest female tennis players years ago, but NOT now. The writer was correct to leave Goerges out of the top 10. I would not have Kerber, Cibulkova or Mirza in my top 10, but I would not put Goerges there either. Instead I would put Katie Boulter, Cici Bellis and Vitalia Diatchenko in it.
Sabine Lisicki is far more attractive to me than Julia Goerges. Also to me, it’s “Gorgeous Giorgi”, not “Gorgeous Goerges”.
How dare you criticise the guy who doesn’t think Julia Goerges is as hot as you think she is!
Do we criticise your selections?
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, Christopher!!!!
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I was NOT criticising anybody!!!!!!!!!!
I was giving my opinion about JULIA WITHOUT CRITICISING!!!
OBSERVER: MY mistake!!
THE VERY FIRST TIME THAT YOU ARE RIGHT ON THIS BLOG!!!
However, after I said “WHY NOT”, I DID NOT PRESS THE ISSUE!!
However, he did spell JULIA’S last name wrong and I was right to point that out!!!
You are right Colin. Criticising means indicating the faults of something or someone in a disapproving way. Christopher has done just that.
He doesn’t have to give a reason why he doesn’t rate Goerges, do you understand?
I DID NOT SAY THAT HE HAD TO GIVE A REASON WHY HE DOES NOT RATE GOERGES!!!!
YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAD NEWS FOR THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with Observer. Christopher should keep his opinions to himself if someone likes a hottest female tennis player and he doesn’t. Christopher has no right to interfere with another readers opinion.
No you idiot, you still asked why not? That implies you want a reason, numbnuts.
Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher is a 60 year old man. If I hadn’t known that, I would have guessed that all of Christopher’s comments have been written by an immature 15 year old boy.
Christopher definitely has a screw loose.
NOBODY THINKS THAT BUT YOU!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE ALL ALONE!!!!!!!!!
All of my comments are well written and I make proper corrections underneath them with an apology!!
100% MATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All my screws are super tight!!!!
Unfortunately, yours fell on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!
Arsehole, stop nobody thinks it by you. One person is enough you idiot!
Meant to type, arsehole stop saying nobody thinks it but you. One person is enough you idiot, even two people. It doesn’t matter how many. You are a narcissist arsehole who simply won’t take criticism. Go away you pathetic, narcissistic arsehole.
No, it’s Gorgeous Giorgi.
Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher had the audacity to bring up the words foolish, embarrassment, etc. but believe me, he is the one who has looked foolish and is a complete embarrassment with his continual typing in capital letters, not to mention the complete overuse of exclamation marks and question marks. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.
In addition to SANIA MIRZA from India, you should add NEHA UBEROI!!!!!
No Christopher, Neha Ubero is a bad idea. She is not a tennis player. This article is only for photos of female tennis players.
WRONG!!!!! She has multiple talents!!
BTW, her last name is UBERHOI. You confused the I with the !
FROM WIKIPEDIA:
Neha Uberoi, also known by her married name Neha Uberoi Khangoora, is an Indian-American fitness blogger and retired professional tennis player. On 29 January 2007, she reached her best singles ranking of world number 196. On 22 May 2006, she peaked at world number 107 in the doubles rankings.
The fight with Christopher escalated because in India, people were very upset with him.
Obviously, Indians like Sania Mirza, but Martina Hingis was her doubles partner for many years, which is why Indians like Hingis too. Unfortunately, Hingis received a drug ban.
When Christopher really had a go at Simona Halep, it brought back shocking memories for Indian people and we really thought that Christopher was out of line with that comment, particularly here on the hottest female tennis players, where Indians are over the moon with Sania Mirza, being placed at number 4.
Simona Halep is also liked by Indians so we thought that we should stand up for not only Simona Halep, but Maria Sharapova too, while not forgetting about Martina Hingis.
Christopher has also breached the copyright laws by copying and pasting Brian’s innocuous comment from Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blog and reproduced it here and made into a big deal, mocking Brian’s comment. What is mentioned on Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blog stays there and is not be transferred here, especially when it wasn’t Christopher’s original comment in the first place. It was Brian’s.
Brian will be pressing charges against Christopher through his copyright infringement lawyer.
He has no case!!
It won’t happen!!
No they don’t have to,
No they don’t have to BUT she was a professional tennis player from INDIA and it would be quite relevant to add her to this list!!!
The best photos in this article are from Maria Kirilenko. The best tennis action shot is Mandy Minnella, not that there were any other tennis action shots. Besides, I prefer photos anyway where the players pose for the camera.
NOT ME!!!
They are much more attractive when actually playing!!!!!
No Christopher, they are not. Many are very ordinary when they are playing, including Eugenie Bouchard. That’s because they are not wearing full make up. The exception is Camila Giorgi, because of her outfits.
Different strokes for different folks!!
I prefer AU NATURALE movements with occasional appearances of sweat!!. It is LESS CANNED!!!
WRONG Christopher. When they’re actually playing, there’s plenty of unattractive photos of them because they are grimacing. I would have model type photos of the hottest female tennis players only because there would be no ordinary or unattractive photos of them.
Big deal.
SARCASM??!!
I agree, this issue of female tennis players looking better while IN ACTION or in STILL PHOTOS is NOT a BIG DEAL!
HOWEVER, I am more attracted to someone such as AJLA TOMLJANOVIC when SHE IS IN ACTION!!
We all have our own personal opinions!!
I am absolutely in stitches laughing at the hypocrisy from Christopher. He is the one that needs help. I have never come across anyone, anywhere, who feels the need to put his point across with the continual use of capital letters, exclamation marks and question marks.
Different strokes for different folks!!
I prefer AU NATURALE movements with occasional appearances of sweat!!. It is LESS CANNED!!!
Hey arsehole, numbnuts, narcissistic Christopher, what do think about boys who were abused by priests in the church?
Different strokes for different folks!!
I prefer AU NATURALE movements with occasional appearances of sweat!!. It is LESS CANNED!!!
Who cares. Stop criticising others.
I am NOT criticising!!
I am just giving MY OWN OPINION!!
WANG QIANG?????!!!!!!
I want Christopher to name his current top 10 hottest female tennis players of 2022, in order.
So do I! Christopher is good at criticising other people’s lists. As an outspoken commentator on many of these sites, he should put his money where his mouth is, or type his letters where his keyboard is, and give the readers his personal top 10 hottest female tennis players of all time and/or his hottest female tennis players of 2022, out of the current playing female tennis players.
GOERGES
BOULTER
WOZNIACKI
BELLIS
DIATCHENKO
IVANOVIC
QUING
BOUCHARD
KIRILENKO
MINELLA
Sorry folks.
It should be QIANG.
GOERGES
BOULTER
WOZNIACKI
BELLIS
DIATCHENKO
IVANOVIC
QUING
BOUCHARD
KIRILENKO
MINELLA
Sorry folks.
It should be QIANG.
KATIE SWAN???!!!
Beatriz Haddad Maia??!!
She was competitive against Halep today!!
No, she is not attractive enough. Halep is but Hadad Maria isn’t.
MONICA KILNAROVA???!!!
Sorry folks.
It is MONIKA KILNAROVA.
Serena Williams may have won her first round match at the US OPEN yesterday BUT DANCA KOVINIC is HOTTER IN LOOKS!!!
Stop stating the obvious, numbnuts.
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Some people think that SERENA is HOT!!!
I don’t agree BUT HOT BLOGS have her on their lists!!
AGA RADWANSKA?????!!!!!
The most recent picture of AGA that I saw was much better than the previous pictures I viewed!!
I am NOT sure why?
Serena Williams may have won her second round match at the US OPEN BUT Anett Konveit is MUCH HOTTER IN LOOKS!!!
NO SUCCESS for SERENA tonight with her sister!!
LINDA NOSKOVA was the hottest looking on the court especially when she smiled at the end of the match!!!!!
ALJA TOMLJANOVIC has one of the best pair of legs in FEMALE TENNIS!!!!!
She could have easily beaten SERENA WILLIAMS in TWO sets!!!
However, ALJA has NO AUSTRALIAN accent???!!!
It is definitely time for SERENA to retire!!!
Sorry.
I have just….
I am glad someone has finally mentioned Angelina Dimova, who is extremely hot.
SIMONA HALEP just had a positive drug test!!
She should be disqualified from HOT and BEST female tennis blogs!!
No, leave Simona Halep alone! She will be left on HOT!
Who do you think you are? The judge, jury and executioner!
ALEX MORGAN is HOT in FEMALE SOCCER TOO but I think that she should be disqualified from both HOT and BEST blogs because of her teas sipping imitation against BRITAIN at the 2019 WORLD CUP!!
Sorry.
TEA sipping…!!
You are the sensitive and touchy one, wanting Halep banned and disqualified from hot. It was a complete overreaction from Christopher, who was very touchy with that comment.
Regarding Sharapova, she took something that her doctor had prescribed her that had only just been put on the banned substances a very short time beforehand. She was very stiff indeed. I definitely would not call that cheating. At the worst, ignorance.
No, Simona Halep will remain on hot forever.
Marijana Veljovic?????!!!!!
She is a TENNIS UMPIRE but I believe that an exception should be made for this list!!!!!
Sorry.
JAZZ MINOR BLUES!!
For ALL HOT FEMALE TENNIS PLAYERS from:
ARIZONA, UTAH, NEVADA, TEXAS, CALIFORNIA, NEW MEXICO and MEXICO!:
THE GREATEST MINOR BLUES ever written!!:
BLUES FOR THE DESERTS OF WESTERN AMERICA!!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAKOt4G7kLg&list=OLAK5uy_k7M-0PcT5vtPSusxNDlUYOkkVOJEwZ5vM&index=3
CoCo Vandeweghe?????!!!!!
She’s ok. She’s got good genes, as her grandmother, Colleen Kay Hutchins, was crowned Miss America in 1952, when she was 25.
Rachel Stuhlmann?????!!!!!
After: I AM NOT KIDDING, ADD:
These female golfers are far more attractive than the hottest female tennis players of all time and I love watching the attractive women play tennis.
Christopher, out of all the tennis comments on blogs, you have to single out Brian’s innocuous statement.
Really, Christopher, what’s the matter with you! Get your priorities right!
INNOCUOUS: Not harmful.
YES. His statement was NOT harmful BUT it was ambiguous!!!
These female golfers are far more attractive than the hottest female tennis players of all time and I love watching the attractive women play tennis.
AND I LOVE…. should be: BUT I STILL LOVE…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My PRIORITIES are A++!!!!!!!!!!!!
They certainly don’t come across that way. No one agrees with your comment.
RE: BELOW COMMENT:
OK: ONLY A+!!!
It means your F- – – ( LOOK WAY BELOW) by ONE TRILLION MILES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I apologise!
LOOK ABOVE!!
Sorry.
IT BEATS your F – – – by…!!
What does numbskull and numbnuts Christopher have a need to put a grading or rating to everything?
Because ladies and gentlemen, he is a narcissist who has a very, very, very inflated opinion of himself.
No your priorities are Z minus.
No, Brian had already clarified the comment on Jonathan’s tennis blog, yet Christopher still had the audacity to transfer Brian’s comment here, knowing that Brian would not be here to defend himself. That’s where Christopher has really done the wrong thing and the worst part is he won’t accept responsibility for doing it. His explanation is morally wrong.
HIS STATEMENT WAS AMBIGUOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT I STILL LOVE WATCHING………………………..!!
is MUCH MORE CLEARER!!!!
So what! He didn’t make that comment for you to have a go at it. Mind your own business, narcissist!
CLARITY helps EVERYBODY FOR PROPER UNDERSTANDING!!!!!!!
You have just shown that you are an AMBIGUOUS person who lives in his/her own AMBIGUOUS WORLD!!!
You have absolutely no right to copy and paste Brian’s comment from another tennis blog and mock it here. I could not care less if it didn’t make sense to you. You still no right to copy and paste it.
The editors printed it !
It is perfectly LEGAL!!
Who do you think you are Christopher? How would you like it if I combed through every single ridiculous comment that you have made on every tennis blog? I think it would take me the whole of 2023 and beyond to get through all of it!
NOT ridiculous OTHERWISE it would NOT have been printed!!!
…….ALL OF THEM!!!
I PRIDE myself in you saying that it would take a long time!
EACH COMMENT requires A LOT OF CONCENTRATION to come to the conclusion how VALUABLE and RELEVANT they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry.
THEY WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PRINTED!!!
Hey numbnuts, how dare you have the audacity to copy and paste that comment from another tennis blog and Brian is not here to defend himself.
That is definitely criticising Brian’s comment. Look up the word criticising in the dictionary.
Don’t ever do anything like that again, numbnuts Christopher.
This is the comment that Observer really thought was unnecessary by Christopher, who had the audacity to copy and paste Brian’s innocuous comment from another tennis blog.
Who does Christopher think he is by transferring that comment from another tennis blog? It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever for Christopher to do that.
Christopher, believe me, many of your comments full stop, do not make sense, here, and on other tennis blogs.
If they did NOT make sense, they would have NOT BEEN PRINTED!!!!!!!!!!
Rubbish, you are clutching at straws.
Christopher, it would also be a good idea for you to go back to the same tennis blog where you picked on Brian, and voice your own approval on that same tennis blog, for both Rachel Stuhlmann, as well as that very attractive female Serbian tennis umpire.
Why should I go back???!!!!
They have already been printed and I made my point!!
There was nothing attached to your name regarding Rachel Stuhlmann and Marijana Veljovic.
Go back to Jonathan’s tennis blog and voice your approval for those ladies there for a change, instead of continually putting your thoughts on this tennis blog.
Don’t be shy and afraid Christopher, go to Jonathan’s tennis blog, where your narcissistic behaviour will have many, many more readers following it.
Christopher, don’t hope, don’t think. Do!
WHO CARES, WHO CARES!!!
Christopher, someone looks very bored to me with the initials, CN!
?????????????????
If I was BORED, I would NOT BE ENTHUSIASTICALLY printing comments on SO MANY BLOGS!!!!!!!!
No Christopher, you are WRONG!! No one cares about your background or what you get up to in your daily life.
We only care about sane comments about the hottest female tennis players.
MY DAILY LIFE talks about WEALTH (many HOT FEMALE TENNIS PLAYERS are WEALTHY), the importance of PHYSICAL FITNESS (many HOT FEMALE TENNIS PLAYERS are FIT) and my permanent suffering of IMPROPER APPLICATION of pain medication with exercise)!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE ALL 100% RELEVANT AND SANE COMMENTS
I could not care less and I happen to be the main reader.
Yes, Christopher, we know you haven’t been feeling well.
I am not kidding, Christopher. You are getting worse with your comments, as you get older.
You are right!!
I have learned to adapt and except MY NEW NORMAL at my retirement home!!
If the editors of the blogs thought that they were getting worse, MY COMMENTS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PRINTED!!!!!!!!!!
If that’s the case, for a balanced view, are you willing to have a poll taken from EVERY available reader of the hottest female tennis players on every tennis blog that you have commented on over the years, and see whether they agree with your comments, like your comments, and whether they think your comments are getting worse?
A POLL IS NOT NECESSARY!!!!!!!!!
My comments are PRINTED because the EDITORS think they are VERY RELEVANT!!
The EDITOR’S decision trumps the READER’S decision EVERY TIME!!!!!
The poll is very necessary because you are completely up yourself and you know it!
COMPLETELY UP YOURSELF??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A NONSENSICAL statement with someone with a NONSENSICAL BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO FOR:
Dalma Rebeka Gálfi
AND ALL OTHER HOT HUNGARIAN FEMALE ATHLETES!!!
For the GORGEOUS HUNGARIAN TENNIS PLAYER: FANNY STOLLAR!!:
The GREATEST HUNGARIAN JAZZ SONG EVER WRITTEN:
HUNGARIAN GYPSY BLUES!!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGt8vcGsYfk&list=OLAK5uy_k7M-0PcT5vtPSusxNDlUYOkkVOJEwZ5vM&index=7
Never heard of her.
I would like to point out that I am richer than BOTH:
AMY JO JOHNSON and
DENNIS RODMAN!!!
BOTH have earned WAY more than $420,000 in their lifetimes!!!
Many HOT FEMALE TENNIS players are MILLIONAIRES!!
I shall be one in 2027 despite:
ONLY a $420,000 lifetime GROSS INCOME (1987-2027)!!
ONLY about 60% of that is EARNED GROSS INCOME!!
NO INHERITANCE or LOTTERY VICTORIES!!!
LESSON: Get an EXCELLENT financial planner EARLY!!
I would like to point out what a narcissist you are.
To THREE GREAT people who will never see 2023 and beyond:
PELE
BARBARA WALTERS and
retired ex-pope: BENEDICT:
RIP.
Wrong Christopher. Yes for Barbara Walters, She was brilliant! Not Pope Benedict, who was German born and was enrolled in the Hitler youth. That is an absolutely terrible thing from his past!
I don’t care. He was a Nazi sympathiser. He was a very, very, bad man! You google his early life.
Unfortunately, the good does not outweigh the bad for Pope Francis Benedict. To me, to use another example, it’s like a priest is regarded as the best priest ever by many critics, but then you find out that same priest has had a chequered past with a history of child abuse.
I also want a balanced view on the Maria Sharapova and Simona Halep drug sagas. Their tennis histories cannot be overshadowed by drug tests. They are and were brilliant tennis players and most importantly, they are both hot!
WRONG!!! Maria Sharapova is one the most beautiful ladies in the world. She is far more attractive than Julia Goerges, who is very OVERRATED!
SHARAPOVA and HALEP are like STEVE FONYO!!
They started good but then went BAD!!
Just like BEN JOHNSON in 1988, their awards should be taken back!!
At least JULIA GOERGES did NOT CHEAT!!
GRADES: SHARAPOVA: B+(-), HALEP: B+(-).
KATIE BOULTER from BRITAIN: A+(-)!!!!!
HOTTER than SHARAPOVA and HALEP in LOOKS with MORE INTEGRITY!!!
With more INTEGRITY, SHARAPOVA and HALEP would have gotten B++s!!!
That was my grade to get into the YORK UNIVERSITY music program in 1983!!
I am BETTER in MUSIC than SHARAPOVA and HALEP are at TENNIS!!!!!!!!!!
???????????????????
You are replying to Dr NO who is AGREEING WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
WRONG should be RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, sometimes when I reply, for some reason in the system, my reply jumps to another comment. It’s certainly not deliberate and I definitely make sure I reply to the particular comment in question.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL HOT FEMALE TENNIS FANS!!!
I am hoping to see BIANCA ANDREESCU get back to the top 25 in the world!!
BIANCA is neither HOT nor CUTE!!
She is AVERAGE LOOKING but has VERY GOOD TENNIS SKILLS!!!
The TOP 10 down the line is still possible!!
Sorry.
CAMILA GIORGI!!
For a top FIVE, ADD: POLAND: URSULA RADWANSKA and ITALY: STEFANIA CHIEPPA!!!!!
I was a competitive runner and made the EXACT same mistake that ARIELLE did! Unfortunately, I am suffering from permanent consequences. I have modified my exercise program substantially. Instead of 20 minute to two hour runs a day and one hour workouts in the gym, I am doing light weight lifting, running on the spot and exercises I learned at my retirement home for 33 minutes every day early in the morning. I combine that with long walks. I do get a MEDIUM ENDORPHIN HIGH rather than an EXTREME ENDORPHIN HIGH when I was competing. I was a GUINEA PIG for a company that tried to cut costs for janitorial position for a VERY LARGE AREA. MULTIPLE janitors should have been hired! I developed SEVERE TENNIS ELBOW after 10 months of work. ARIELLE used BENGAY (33% METHYL SALICYLATE) whereas I used KALAYA (11% METHYL SALICYLATE). The directions were VAGUE! DON’t USE THIS MEDICATION WITH A HEATING PAD should have been replaced with: DON’T APPLY BEFORE HEAVY EXERCISE!! APPLY THE CREAM AFTER THE EXERCISE AND COOLING DOWN PERIOD!! https://scienceline.org/2007/08/ask-cooper-bengaydeath/#:~:text=If%20you%20were%20to%20then,brands%20that%20contain%20methyl%20salicylate.
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Christopher Nowak BFA MLIS
December 25, 2022 at 10:17 pm
From the link: INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL (SOCCER) MAKES ITS CASE:
We are led to believe via mainstream advertising that over-the-counter meds have very few toxic side effects. Sadly, your experience, and the evidence of the case involving the young track athlete, suggest otherwise. People need to be more conscientious in their application of both exercise stress levels and health care management. Thanks for adding to the discussion. TR
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Christopher Nowak BFA MLIS
DECEMBER 25, 2022 AT 3:11 PM
You are welcome!!
I am getting used to my NEW NORMAL at my retirement home and still keep in touch with one of my running buddies and the organiser for THE WATERLOO RUNNING series in Kitchener Waterloo, Ontario, CANADA!!
I shall always have fond memories of my “winning “running medals for males 200 pounds+ or MALES MASTERS: 40 years of age or older (58 and 81 overall if you include “FINISHER” medals).
You are right about being more CONSCIENTIOUS about exercise and pain killer application!
My inability to CONNECT THE DOTS was a HUGE MISTAKE!!
I am surprised that the ARIELLE NEWMAN’S case is so rare!!
Here is the BEST BOSSA NOVA EVER:
ENDORPHIA!!:
YES: Even better than GIRL FROM IPANEMA!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlHqH3yabOg&list=OLAK5uy_kGnHII2rLnuHUJwVzB-R_nX5mkp5E0j-A&index=3
Little did I know that many years later, my endorphins would give me UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECTS with TOPICAL PAIN KILLER CREAM!!
I think that most people have recognised that I hold BOTH BFA and MLIS degrees!
The BFA was OK BUT the MLIS was DEFINITELY A MISTAKE!!
My MAJOR problems with ADVANCED REFERENCE should have convinced me to drop the profession altogether!!
It was not a total loss!
I did get a ONE YEAR CONTRACT position with LEHMANN BOOKBINDING in KITCHENER, ONTARIO as a BOOK COVER PROOF/READER/EMBOSSER (October, 1991- November, 1992).
The LATE BILL LEHMANN was a CHICAGO BLACKHAWK fan and was upset that the BLACKHAWKS were swept by the PITTSBURGH PENGUINS in the 1992 STANLEY CUP playoffs!
I remember that in one game, the YOUNG CHRISTINA AGUILERA showed off her legs while singing the AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
BILL and I were HAPPY that the TORONTO BLUE JAYS won the WORLD SERIES in OCTOBER of 1992!!
My MLIS degree got me a starting wage of 7 dollars an hour rather than 6 dollars an hour!!
Higher paying MLIS positions (10.17-13 dollars an hour) were taken by some of my MLIS friends but I don’t think that I could have tolerated the OFFICE POLITICS!!
I think that most people have recognised that you are an attention seeking narcissist.
WRONG!!
A RELEVANT interesting information sharer!
I think that most people have recognised that you are an attention seeker.
Before my BIG ARGUMENT with OBSERVER was TAKEN OUT, OBSERVER had at LEAST HALF the same amount of comments that I did!!
NOW: It is 54 -3 for ME!!!
OBSERVER LOSES BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW: 56-3!!
Possibly 56(+)-3 in the future!!
Who cares. Only pathetic narcissists say how many medals they have won. You need to prove that you have won those medals anyway. The young Christopher Nowak that I googled is the real runner. You are the fake runner. You are very insecure if you have to refer to your so called medals. Obviously you were not brought up to being modest or you simply decided to become a narcissist.
Observer has observed that Christopher has always started the comments on just about every tennis blog and my issue anyway is not so much the quantity but the relevance of his comments specifically to the hottest female tennis players and the fact he played dirty with Brian’s comment by copying and pasting it from another tennis blog. He should have stuck to Jonathan’s website only for that comment and not transfer Brian’s comment here.
Christopher really handles things badly. I remember on one tennis blog all previous comments had been deleted and Christopher had a go at the writer for deleting all the previous comments.
The guy is an absolute show off and attention seeker.
Complete rubbish. What is also complete rubbish ladies and gentlemen was Christopher being a competitive runner.
I googled Christopher Nowak, runner, and it comes up as a young male, Christopher Nowak, who has been running recently. It’s not the same 60 year old Christopher Nowak that’s here.
He, Christopher, is the big time loser.
NOT rubbish!
58 WINNING running medals!
= A BIG TIME WINNER!!
Equals a big time narcissist. Only the young Christopher Nowak that I have googled is the real runner.
My big argument with Christopher is that he uses this tennis blog as his personal diary.
This tennis blog was designed for comments regarding the hottest female tennis players only.
OBSERVER thought that these ORIGINAL jokes were NOT FUNNY!!!
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only are they FUNNY, they are CLEVER!!!
EVERY SINGLE person that I talked to about these jokes (at least 20) thought that they were SUPER FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OBSERVER LOSES: 20+-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OFF TOPIC but still interesting!!:
Did you hear that the TORONTO baseball club has the least amount of homosexuals on their team out of all MLB baseball teams?
Their new name:
THE TORONTO FEW GAYS!!!
To ensure that the TORONTO basketball team stays on top of the league every year in the NBA, they are changing their name from TORONTO RAPTORS to THE TORONTO RAFTERS!!!
BTW, my choice in the 1990s was to have their name as THE TORONTO TOREADORS!!
This would be very appropriate when they would play the CHICAGO BULLS!!!
Sorry for consistency with past tense and present tense:
OBSERVER thought that these ORIGINAL jokes ARE NOT FUNNY!!!
and:
ARE SUPER FUNNY!!!
Wrong! They are absolutely pathetic, irrelevant, inappropriate and unnecessary.
WRONG!!
CLEVER and FUNNY!!
Everyone but you thinks that way!!
Ladies and gentlemen, as evidence, just read every single one of numbnuts Christopher’s comments that have nothing to do with the hottest female tennis players, as proof that he is an attention seeking narcissist.
ANOTHER ONE THAT IS SUPER FUNNY!!:
Did you hear that MANITOBA has a beauty contest with females all named PEGGY?
For a MATE, MALES have a chance to:
WIN A PEG!!
Don’t give your pathetic, janitor day job.
Watch what you say Christopher. You can be sued for defamation! Halep and Sharapova can sue you for defamation too! You don’t know the full facts. You, Christopher, are WRONG!!!!!
You don’t know that I am WRONG!!!!
There was HEAVY SUSPICION that HALEP and SHARAPOVA used DRUGS ILLEGALLY to aid their performance JUST LIKE BEN JOHNSON DID!!!!!!!!!
BEN JOHNSON WON’T sue me and NEITHER will HALEP and SHARAPOVA!!!!!!!!!!
My mission has been accomplished. I have won the tennis blog match over Christopher, in straight sets. The umpire, Marijana Veljovic, personally congratulated me on my win, which was a great gesture from her.
I no longer wish to comment or reply on Christopher’s comments, no matter how much I disagree with them, both here and on other tennis blogs. Christopher is not my grammar or English teacher, so I couldn’t care less what he thinks about it.
It was a great win by Observer. Christopher double faulted on numerous occasions and Observer played the tennis blog match well, by exploiting his weaknesses.
My future tennis matches will be on the tennis court, instead of a tennis blog.
Thank you linesmen, thank you ball boys.
I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU ARE TRYING TO BE HUMOROUS!!!???
My RIFF with you is VERY VERY VERY VERY SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!
EXPLOITING MY WEAKNESSES?????!!!!!
I EXPLOITED YOUR WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUSTIFIED EVERY SINGLE reply that you made to my comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just like I am doing NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR MISSION FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!
OBSERVER: THE BIGGEST LOSER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe I just had a grudge against you from your school days! Did you ever think of that?
JEALOUSY ON YOUR PART?????????!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, jealous of a poor, uneducated janitor. I am laughing my head off!
BFA/MLIS=EDUCATED!!!
Go to another tennis blog Numbnuts. You are a disgrace. Go away!
You are the disgrace!!
Leave this planet!!
Believe me Christopher you have many many weaknesses that I have exploited to make me win the tennis blog match against you.
Obviously you haven’t conceded. I have already been awarded the match anyway by Marijana Veljovic so I have a lot to be proud of
Hooray Observer beat Christopher in straight sets, ladies and gentlemen!
You try to COMBINE HUMOUR WITH BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could easily take all your comments with a grain of salt, but you need to be called out. You are the only one who is a complete embarrassment to the tennis blog community. You have made complete assumptions. You don’t have a clue. You are obnoxious, big headed and a pathetic individual.
0% of people would agree with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK WAY DOWN!
YOU ARE ALL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is sad that you have used this blog as your personal diary. Get your own diary. You are the only one who likes your comments and stop coming back with that pathetic comments printed excuse of yours.
What’s sad is that you are this tennis blog as your pathetic, personal diary.
What is sad is that Chrisyopher used this blog as his personal diary. If he had only used this blog for what it was meant to be designed for.
My mission from the word go was to get Christopher away from this tennis blog, unless he comments only on the hottest female tennis players.
Christopher had a duty of care to comment only on the hottest female tennis players. He breached that duty of care and was sued for negligence. Damages have been awarded to Observer and the judge has found that Christopher can no longer use this tennis blog as his personal diary.
Ladies and gentlemen, justice has been served and in the future, only comments relating to the hottest female tennis players will be allowed.
You are the scare monger with your continual use of capital letters. You don’t know how to type. Shame on you.
Christopher, get stuck into Cardinal George Pell, who just passed away.
He was a very very very very bad man, a child abuser. He was far far worse than Sharapova and Halep,
Get that through your thick brain, you IDIOT!!!!,
YOU ARE JEALOUS because you looked like A COMPLETE IDIOT RESPONDING to my justified comments!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree: HALEP and SHARAPOVA are NOT VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD people!
They are just PEOPLE with no ATHLETIC INTEGRITY just like BEN JOHNSON WAS!!!!!!!!!!
What a load of rubbish.
READ:
Australian Cardinal George Pell, a leading Catholic conservative and former top Vatican official who in 2020 was acquitted of sexual abuse allegations, died on Tuesday at the age of 81, his private secretary said.
That is right: ACQUITTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS POSSIBLE, that he has MORE INTEGRITY THAN HALEP AND SHARAPOVA!!!!!
He was a child abuser!!,,!!!!!!!!!!!!,
Carn the mighty Sharapova!
Carn the mighty Halep!
I LOVE SIMONA HALEP AND I LOVE MARIA SHARAPOVA!
YOU LOVE ATHLETES WHO CHEAT???!!!
YOU ARE PROBABLY GAY!!!!
WHY DON’T YOU MARRY BEN JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO PROOF!!
HE WAS ACQUITTED!!!!!!!!!
The arsehole only got off because he had a good lawyer.
He deserved to rot in jail longer than 12 months.
Human being, he was a nasty nasty human being, you idiot.
RE: OBSERVER: JANUARY,12, 2023 9:50 am: In their (THE HIGH COURT OF AUSTRALIA) judgment, the judges said with respect to all five charges that, “Making full allowance for the advantages enjoyed by the jury, there is a significant possibility … that an innocent person has been convicted.”[247]
The Persecution of George Pell, arguing that Pell had faced a concerted campaign by Victorian police, judiciary and victims’ advocates to convict him on flimsy evidence.[255]
KEY WORDS:
SIGNIFICANT POSSIBLITY: INNOCENT PERSON HAS BEEN CONVICTED!!!
CONVICT HIM ON FLIMSY EVIDENCE!!!
BOTTOM LINE: NO PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, your comments to me: PROVES that YOU are a NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY HUMAN BEING!!!!!
Wrong! The Royal Commission into child abuse in 2020 released a bombshell un-redacted report examining the failings of George Pell during his time as an assistant priest, bishop, auxiliary bishop and cardinal in Australia.
The report found that George Pell both knew about child abuse, particularly within the Victorian diocese of Ballarat, and failed to take proper steps to act on complaints about dangerous priests.
Pell was convicted in December 2018 of five counts of abusing two boys in St Patrick’s Cathedral in the 1990s.
No, it doesn’t mean anything. He can still be guilty, without evidence. Just because you are acquitted does not mean he didn’t do it. It simply means there wasn’t enough evidence, in that particular case.
I wouldn’t read anything you suggest. I’ve told you many times I don’t click on links and I couldn’t care less about spelling grammar commas or anything
YOUR LOSS!!!!!!!!!
My gain, narcissistic Christopher.
RE: MY GAIN, NARCISSISIC CHRISTOPHER
NO!!
YOUR LOSS!!!
I have noticed a big rise in VIEWS on my YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!
It is because MOST READERS APPRECIATE EXCELLENT MUSIC!!
I HELP PEOPLE SOOTHE THEIR NERVES!!
That is 100% GOOD and 0% BAD!!
Rachel Husband • Nov 8, 2021 at 9:42 pm
I actually was wondering about that. Big fan of your jazz by the way.
A COMMENT from a BIG FAN OF MY MUSIC!!!
He was an arsehole and you know it!
WRONG¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!((((((!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Christopher you are an ARSEHOLE’!!!’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again: 100% JEALOUSY on your part!!!!!!!!
100% of READERS on this BLOG would DISAGREE with you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rubbish hahaha
NOPE!!
100% TRUTHFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Completely wrong!
Christopher! Pathetic uneducated janitor!
WRONG!!!
I was a NON-PATHETIC EDUCATED JANITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at my credentials: BFA/MLIS=EDUCATED!!!!!!!
Only narcissistic idiots make mention of that
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY NARCISSISTIC IDIOTS SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just keep talking about yourself, numbnuts!
You are the copycat, numbnuts!
Poor poor poor Christopher.
Thanks for your sympathy regarding my unfortunate new situation because of AMBIGUOUS PAIN KILLER INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!!!!
Fortunately, I am NOT POOR because of an EXCELLENT FINANCIAL PLANNER that will make me a MILLIONAIRE by 2027 despite a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SMALL LIFETIME GROSS INCOME!!!!!!!!!
Why don’t you just stop commenting!!
The more you attack me the MORE FOOLISH you look to ALL READERS ON THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!
Think of others instead of yourself all the time
Be a decent human being. Don’t hope don’t think do!
What good deeds have you done to other people during your life?
YOU ARE 100% WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrong! You are 100% wrong.
Haha always thinking of yourself and your pathetic reputation.
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE 100% WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrong! I have stood up to your pathetic comments and I extremely proud of myself for doing so. I would do it all over again to get justice for the tennis blog community, so that they can only read comments relating to the hottest female tennis players only, not ones that have been copied and pasted and ones that are completely irrelevant.
For ALL HOT FEMALE TENNIS players who would like to gear down after a match and get soothed by:
THE GREATEST JAZZ BALLAD EVER WRITTEN:
AUTUMN IN MUSKOKA!!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLLHZmRvMj4&list=PLpPgqItQXIhUZ1JqZ86jgPg7mlF5wLLi8
YEP!! I just listened to it again!!
Just like DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE? by HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS and AFRICA by TOTO when I was a competitive runner, I WILL NEVER GET BORED LISTENING TO ALL THREE SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND HOW MANY GREAT SONGS HAVE YOU WRITTEN OBSERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????:
I AM SURE: ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn’t care less. Hahahaha
AGAIN!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS!!!
THAT SONG IS ALWAYS WELL RECEIVED BY EDUCATED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
WRONG!!!!!! That’s the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. Nothing could be further from the truth. You are simply an attention seeking narsistic arsehole. You always have been, you always will be. Many many many shrinks need to give you, Christopher, help. Get that through your thick brain. Hahaha
RE: OBSERVER: JANUARY 12, 2023 8:39 PM:
OBSERVER: YES: I have a THICK BRAIN WITH LOTS OF INTELLIGENCE!!
YOU MY DEAR FRIEND HAVE A THIN BRAIN WITH NO INTELLIGENCE!!!!!
Pigs might fly. My favourite cliche, but I don’t want to sink your level of cliches!
Listen Christopher I only care about people who do things in the world who help OTHER PEOPLE.
What have you done in that regard ever?
MY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE?:
ZILCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once again, very narcissistic comment.
I couldn’t care less.
You are in a MINORITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100% of all people that I talked to who listened to my music videos say that they are EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all say you are narcissistic, every single one of them.
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t even know about the people I talked to!!!!!!!!!
YOUR LAST STATEMENT JUST PROVED THAT YOU ARE A MASSIVE LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could not care less. My mission is to get you off this tennis blog, where comments only about the hottest female tennis players are welcome, by the majority of readers, Christopher excluded.
Hey numnuts Christopher the quote that matters the most is someone who was abused by a priest at the age of nine, was quoted as saying “Cardinal George Pell is burning in hell right now. I am glad he has passed on.”
Of course you have no sympathy for that person who was abused. I have no more time whatsoever for you and your pathetic view of your narcissistic it’s all about me only Christopher world atrocious grammar you betcha hahahaha
YOU GOT MAJOR PROBLEMS BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO SEE A SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP COMMENTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE JUST EMBARRASSING YOURSELF FURTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have changed my mind. Sixty year old Christopher doesn’t have the maturity of a 15 year old. Christopher has the maturity of a 10 year old boy and that’s an insult to the 10 year old boy!
I have the maturity of a 60 year old!!
You have the maturity of a ONE year old!!
Wrong. No maturity at all.
Christopher is a copycat. Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher is a very young child in a 60 year old body.
Meant to type, Christopher has no maturity at all. The comment, due to a bug in the system, came up in the wrong place.
You are the one, Christopher, with the massive problems. You have no sympathy for that boy that was abused. I don’t want any sympathy from you. That I could not care less about. To make an assumption like that when I bring up a 9 nine year old boy that was abused by a priest.
Ladies and gentlemen, that really shows Christopher’s true character.
Christopher is just talking about himself again, ladies and gentlemen.
Wrong, ladies and gentlemen, Christopher has the major, major problems and needs shrink attention, urgently. Only then, would his priorities be right.
No, Christopher is the only one with major problems.
No, Christopher is the only one with serious problems.
Wrong!!!!!! You need to see a shrink!
You JUST EMBARRASSED YOURSELF FURTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
Not at all. You are the only one that should be embarrassed.
I never said the word: ARESHOLE!!!
Anyone who says that word is a LOW LIFE!!!
NO!!!
It is YOU THAT SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED!!!
You have now! As far as washing your mouth out with soap is concerned, you have been playing dirty, with absurd accusations of jealousy. That’s the most narcissistic comment I have ever heard!
No, Christopher is the only one who needs to see a shrink.
You have serious problems Christopher!
You are GRASPING AT STRAWS and it is NOT WORKING!!
EVERYONE knows that it is YOU who have the SERIOUS PROBLEMS!!!
WRONG! You are simply talking about yourself and EVERY SINGLE reader knows that.
I am talking about myself IN A WAY THAT HELPS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is 100% GOOD and 0% BAD!!!!!!!!
Wrong! No one sees it that way. They just see Christopher as a narcissist.
YOUR STATEMENT:
Wrong! No one sees it that way. They just see Christopher as a narcissist.
I AM A NARCISSIST BECAUSE I HELP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A MAJOR GOOF BALL!!
You have no sympathy for anyone. You are the biggest loser!
I HAVE SYMPATHY FOR YOU!!!
THAT IS WHY I AM TELLING YOU TO SEE A SHRINK!!!
THAT MAKES ME A BIG WINNER!!!!!!!!!
You need to see a shrink, arsehole. I have hated every single one of your pathetic comments ever since you started.
You are in a HEAVY MINORITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE EDITORS are THE SMART ONES!!!
SMART PEOPLE PRINTED MY COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!
ARSEHOLE is NOT EVEN A WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUMB people like you GO AGAINST AGAINST MY COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only reason the EDITORS printed your comments is to prove that I have an opponent that is:
OFF HIS ROCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOME HUMOUR ALWAYS HELPS!!!
MY MISTAKE!!:
ARESEHOLE is a WORD but it is SLANG and only stated by IDIOTS LIKE OBSERVER!!!
I don’t care if I am in the minority and I am not in the minority anyway, believe me. You like to use the editors as your friend, because you want someone to be on your side.
You don’t seem to care that you are in the minority when you don’t rate the likes of Sharapova, Badosa and Kournikova high enough in looks because this is exactly what this tennis blog is about, not your pathetic, irrelevant, narcissistic comments that Joe Blo wouldn’t care less about.
But, you, narcissistic Christopher, wouldn’t care less about it, because, you, attention seeking Christopher, keep using this blog, as your own personal diary. What sane minded person would do that? I rest my case.
Wrong! Only dumb ones like you like your comments and you are the only dumb one, anyway!
Wrong! They are simply not reading your comments, the make believe other readers who you think are reading your comments.
Wrong!!! You are the biggest loser and every reader knows that. You, Christopher, are embarrassing yourself even more.
AGAIN, YOU ARE GRASPING AT STRAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW MANY WINNING RUNNING MEDALS HAVE YOU WON?!:
ZILCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW MANY BEAUTIFUL SONGS HAVE YOU WRITTEN?!:
ZILCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A VERY UNACCOMPLISHED PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am very, very accomplished, but unlike yourself, I don’t brag about any achievements. Unlike narcissistic Christopher, I don’t seek reassurance from other people.
Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher should have his shrink help when he was a young boy because now he has become a very strange old man, who is beyond help. Sad, but true.
PROVE YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!!
Anyone who calls another another person ARESEHOLE is a LOW LIFE and HAS NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!
Christopher is the biggest narcissist I have ever come across. I actually can’t believe that someone would go to the lengths that he does with all his narcissistic comments.
Only, an immature 10 year old would continually carry on the way Christopher does with all of his narcissistic comments.
NOPE!!
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER!!!!!!!!!!
You are a NARROW MINDED person who CANNOT APPRECIATE INTERESTING SIDE INFORMATION!!
That is all that I am doing!!!!!!!
EDITORS and READERS APPRECIATE IT ALIKE!!!!!!!
Listen arsehole, I would not prove anything to you if you paid me as much as Halep and Sharapova make combined. I am a very humble, modest person, unlike narcissistic Christopher. If I were the world’s leading shrink, I would not tell you because I am modest. I don’t like talking about myself, whereas narcissists like you continually talk about themselves and continually seek approval from others.
You, Christopher, are never a big winner. You are always a big loser, both on tennis blogs and in life. Sad, but true.
Ladies and gentlemen, pathetic Christopher always uses capitals to get his useless point across. Capitals do not signify anything. Time for Christopher to go back to school and get the education he lacked growing up.
Sad, but true?????!!!
NOPE!!
HAPPY and (YOU ARE) WRONG!!!
One college diploma and two university degrees??!!
100% TOTALLY OPPOSITE OF:
the term LACKING IN EDUCATION!!!
They are pathetic qualifications. They just led you to being a poor, old janitor.
Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for a shrink who will see Christopher for her narcissistic personality disorder!
NOPE!!
EVERY READER ON THIS BLOG knows that it is YOU that is a NARCISSIST!!!
Hahahahahaha. Now I really what a narcissistic idiot Christopher is. Another shrink is on his way to see Christopher.
No SHRINK FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
A SUPER DUPER SHRINK IS NEEDED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, many shrinks for you, but sadly they won’t be able to help you and sadly you won’t be able to afford them anyway, unless your financial planner can help out in some way.
You started be a copycat, narcissistic Christopher. Admit defeat. Observer has thrashed you convincingly in this tennis blog.
????????
You are the JERK on this blog!!!!!!!
No, Christopher is only jerk on this blog.
Meant to type Shrink to see Christopher for his not her narcissistic personality disorder.
NOPE!!
EVERY READER ON THIS BLOG knows that it is YOU that is a NARCISSIST!!!
WRONG!!!!! Every reader knows that you, Christopher, is a narcissist, who is beyond help and refuses to see the shrinks, he desperately needs.
I have already taken a poll with every available reader, as my evidence.
You are a 100% LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK FOOLISH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Complete and utter rubbish. I honestly don’t care how I come across to you because no matter what I say you or how I say it, you will disapprove of it anyway.
Ladies and gentlemen, please note he, Christopher, is way beyond help. Only the shrinks can help Christopher become a decent human being and help him to stop being an attention seeking narcissist!
No, Christopher is the only narcissist on this blog.
OBSERVER: I AM WAITING!!!
I can hardly wait to make you look like MORE OF A FOOLISH IDIOT THAN YOU ALREADY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can hardly wait to take legal action against you.
??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can’t take LEGAL ACTION against me because YOU HAVE NO CASE!!!!!!!!
You called me an ARESEHOLE!!
I SHOULD TAKE LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER!!!
58 WINNING RUNNING MEDALS PROVE THAT I HAVE A LOT OF CHARACTER!!!!
Very, very narcissistic comment.
I have too much character for you!
YOU are the NARCISSIST!
You are way out of line! Another game set and match to Observer! Observer leads head to head matches a billion to one!
The USTA has arranged for several shrinks to give the very immature Christopher the therapy he desperately seeks!
YOU ARE USING HUMOUR TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR DEFICIENCIES!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DON’T YOU JUST GET REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are just talking about yourself, narcissistic Christopher.
I DON’T USE HUMOUR TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK BETTER!!
IT LOOKS LIKE YO DO!!
THAT MEANS THAT YOU ARE THE NARCISSIST!!!
Sorry.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DO!!
100% wrong. You, Christopher, are the narcissist and everyone knows that.
Another pathetic assumption from numbnuts, narcissistic Christopher.
Wrong. Look up the definition of narcissist. It is Christopher completely, ladies and gentlemen.
Wrong. Look up it’s definition. It is Christopher completely, ladies and gentlemen.
You might not use humour but you, Christopher, being a narcissist to make you think you look better does not go down well with the tennis blog community for the hottest, female tennis players.
Christopher, many people use humour to get their points across. You obviously don’t read enough other things on social media. As you are so serious and so direct, your comments come across as very obnoxious and you deserved to be criticised. Everything that has mentioned against you is warranted.
The crowd were absolutely impressed with the number of aces that Observer served to Christopher.
Observer had absolutely brilliant game plans which he perfectly executed against Christopher. Observer is also a brilliant striker.
Observer really followed his coach’s instructions perfectly and has certainly taken the tennis world by storm.
Well done Observer. You have done the tennis blog world proud and put immature Christopher in his place, forcing Christopher to get the shrink help he desperately needs.
YOU ARE USING HUMOUR TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR DEFICIENCIES!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DON’T YOU JUST GET REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU CANNOT FACE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS HEAD ON LIKE I CAN!!!!
I change my mind!!
You don’t need A SUPER DUPER SHRINK!!!!!
YOU NEED A SUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER PLUS SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW: FLIMSY evidence against CARDINAL PELL for wrongdoing!!!
PLUS: A SIGNIFICANT POSSIBLITY that he was WRONGFULLY CONVICTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!
MORE SOLID evidence against HALEP and SHARAPOVA for DOPING!!!!!!!!!!
LISA MARIE PRESLEY had a problem with drugs just like HALEP and SHARAPOVA did but right now, I feel more sorry for LISA MARIE!!
Let us hear it for the greatest female ASTRONAUT ever: LISA MARIE NOWAK!!!!!!!!!
LISA MARIE NOWAK had her problems too but because of her GREAT LAST NAME, SHE CAN BE FORGIVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrong! You need to read the Royal Commission into child abuse, which is the evidence which convicted him in the first place, as well as the testimony of the surviving alter boy. There were many other instances where George Pell abused boys at swimming pools in Ballarat, and other places, but there was no CCTV at the time. Believe me, boys who were that age at the time, do not lie, and put themselves through a lengthy court process, for nothing. Pell was simply lucky, no more accusations against him could be proven. He was still a child abuser. He was no saint and many other priests were child abusers too, and were rightfully convicted. Pell did nothing to stop child abuse, under his watch, as a Cardinal.
Absolutely brilliant evidence.
Who is on his way to see Christopher immediately.
Who is Who??!!
It is a SUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER+ SHRINK TO SEE OBSERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
That same shrink has been notified to see Christopher straight away and to give him a personality change, where he becomes modest at all times.
Pigs might fly, but this particular shrink has had a great success rate. I know because I have made several enquiries, and this shrink, comes highly recommended and is an expert in changing narcissistic personality disorders, where all previous shrinks, have failed.
PREVIOUS SHRINKS???!!
I never had one BECAUSE I DID NOT NEED ONE!!!!!!!!!
Who is on his way to see Christopher.
No, Observer is not using humour at all for that reason. I just think Observer probably got tired of criticising Christopher, and just decided to try another method, without realising it would come across that way but I guess only Observer could answer that.
No once again, Christopher is completely wrong and is just clutching at straws.
COPY CAT!!!!!!!!!!
CLUTCHING AT STRAWS is my term!!
You DON’T HAVE the SMARTS to creative your own term!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO CREATE…!
Complete garbage. Numbnuts Christopher is a hypocrite. He has been copying many things I have said about him and he has contradicted himself too. He certainly like copying and pasting. That is a fact, not an assumption.
No, I think Observer is very creative. I have noticed Christopher copying comments like narcissist and accusing Observer of being that. No, Christopher was definitely a copycat in that case.
That is complete garbage. I, like any sane person, are only interested in comments about the hottest female tennis players only.
Ladies and gentlemen, I honestly could not care about anything else other than that on this tennis blog, which is the whole issue I have with Christopher. If Christopher had kept his thoughts for that purpose only, about the hottest female tennis players, then this tennis blog would be in a much better place, that in which it was designed for.
Strange old Christopher thinks he can make me look foolish, but it’s 100% Christopher looking foolish. All my friends agree with me and all my friends have seen every single one of Christopher’s comments and are adamant that all of Christopher’s comments from whenever he started commenting on any tennis blog, are a complete and utter embarrassment for Christopher, only.
PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS JOINING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one is joining you, narcissist!
I don’t have to prove anything to do because I know it’s true and that is all that matters.
No criticisms and no complaints= EVERYONE is joining me!!
YOU HAVE FRIENDS???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SANE people still appreciate INTERESTING SIDE INFORMATION on ATHLETICS.
BROAD MINDED people are SUPERIOR TO NARROW MINDED PEOPLE!!!
Wrong. You have no proof.
I have more friends than you will ever have, narcissistic Christopher.
Wrong, nothing could be further from the truth.
Ladies and gentlemen has not faced any of his weaknesses head on
Once again, another pathetic assumption from narcissistic Christopher.
I could not care less how I am across to you because numbnuts Christopher will only turn everything around anyway in his favour, so it does not matter which way people criticise Christopher.
MICHAEL JACKSON and DANNY KEOUGH NOW HAVE A FAMILIAR PARTNER with them in HEAVEN: LISA MARIE PRESLEY: RIP: My condolences to PRISCILLA PRESLEY, MICHEAL LOCKWOOD and NICHOLAS CAGE.
My comment after the FEMALE US. OPEN about IGA SWIATEK:
NICE GOING IGA!!
You are HOT in looks and EXCEPTIONAL in tennis skills!!!!!!!!!!
I am PROUD that I am 50% POLISH and that my last name is NOWAK!!!
It is time for you to celebrate by eating LOTS OF PEROGIES!!!
Reply
Not as hot as Elena Rybakina, who beat Iga Swiatek in the 4th round of the Australian Open.
IGA is still rate number ONE in the world!!
THE US, OPEN is a greater criteria of tennis GREATS!!
Who cares. This blog is all about the hottest female tennis players only, numnuts.Stick to the topic.
Elena Rybakina is hotter in looks than Iga Swiatek. I shall stick to that comment rather than her beating Swiatek, because that’s what this tennis blog is about, looks not ability.
Christopher Nowak BFA MLIS
September 6, 2022 at 10:48 pm
MESSAGE FOR AJLA TOMLJANOVIC:AJLA: I am so so sorry about your loss to JABEUR!!
I also feel bad for MATTEO!!
If it is any consolation, you are HOTTER than JABEUR and MORE GRACEFUL when in action!!
In fact, you are the most graceful when in action out of ALL FEMALE TENNIS PLAYERS!!
I think that it is a CO-INCIDENCE that you and JABEUR share the RAREST of the RAREST for FIRST FEMALE NAMES!
I have never heard of any other females in the world that are named ONS and AJLA!!
Since you and ONS are good friends, tell her that one of my favourite jazz compositions is entitled” A NIGHT IN TUNISIA!!
Let us hear it for AUSTRALIA:
THREE of the best guitarists in the WORLD: TOMMY EMMANUEL, JOE ROBINSON and JAMES MULLER!!
THREE of the HOTTEST WOMEN in the world: AJLA TOMLJANOVIC (tennis), HELENE JOY (actress) and ELLYSE PERRY (soccer and cricket)!!!
Christopher Nowak BFA MLIS
September 7, 2022 at 1:26 pm
AJLA was TOO GOOD for NICK KYRGIOS!! KYRGIOS again showed his immaturity last night!! I think that AJLA is lying when she said that she did NOT experience domestic violence with KYRGIOS. AJLAS’ legs are on my mind ALL THE TIME!! I think that I should attend AJLA TOMLJONOVICAHOLICS ANONYMOUS!! I already attend PAIGESPIRANACAHOLICS ANONYMOUS!! Maybe they should have another organisation entitled BEAUTIFULWOMENAHOLICS ANONYMOUS!! EDITED
Kyrgios was nowhere near as immature as Christopher. Kyrgios entertains whereas Christopher is disdained.
HEY IGA,
We all know about ENDORPHINS!!
I shall mention my running times for males 226 pounds+: 2.5KM 11:39 3KM 13:56 5KM 22:58 8KM 39:15 and 10 KM 45:53.
I also swam and lifted weight non-competitively!
My ENDORPHINS help me watch female tennis players in action in a more relaxed manner!
OBSERVER: NO MORE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Hopefully, you have given up!!!
It will be relief to all the readers on this blog that YOU ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrong! The Observer is back to put narcissistic Christopher in his place, a retirement home, where many shrinks are on their way to make him a non narcissist.
Ladies and gentlemen, narcissists like Christopher never win. They never tear anyone to shreds. They have a very inflated opinion of themselves. They blame everyone but themselves for their narcissistic behaviour. Only narcissists like Christopher use these tennis blogs as their personal diary.
The tennis blog communy have decided to ban Christopher from making comments unrelated to the hottest female tennis players.
The readers have been advised to disregard any comment made by Christopher, unless it relates solely to the hottest female tennis players, and not mixed up with any other comment whatsoever.
Justice has finally been served to the readers of the hottest female tennis players.
ALL residents believe that I am NOT NARCISSISTIC!!
I don’t believe it for a second.
OFF TOPIC BUT STILL INTERESTING!!!!:
I just watched FORENSIC FILES: The case about DANA STENSON being kidnapped at age 12 and nobody believed her but it was eventually proved that she was RIGHT!!!
The ACTRESS that played her in the show looked EXACTLY like DANA HERSELF!!!!!!!
It is UNCANNY how that about 80% of the time FORENSIC FILES get actors/actresses that look SO MUCH ALIKE as the REAL VICTIMS and/or PERPETRATORS in the show!!!
GOOD FOR FORENSIC FILES FOR AN EXCELLENT SCREENING PROCESS!!!
I have got my lawyers to take legal action against Christopher. He, Christopher, won’t have a leg to stand on. My lawyers have been given a full transcript of my dealings with Christopher, plus all the deleted ones. In future, Christopher, will have to learn etiquette, and wash his mouth out with soap.
For too long, Christopher has got away with too many ridiculous, inappropriate and irrelevant comments. He is foolish, an embarrassment, a narcissist who fails to take criticism, who attempts to twist and turn everything in his favour.
Observer and every other reader, who is afraid to speak up both here and on other blogs, has had a neckful of the no hoper, up himself Christopher. Observer is the voice for all those other readers.
Justice will be served and the findings will be that Christopher is no longer allowed to make any comments whatsoever in the future, by both here and on any other tennis blogs, as his punishment.
YOU ARE A 100% LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIDICULOUS, INAPPROPRIATE and IRRELEVANT?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If so, THEY WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PRINTED!!!
All my comments were printed on MANY other blogs WITH ABSOLUTELY NO FLACK FROM OTHER READERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am still making comments on blogs and they will be accepted for years to come!!!!!!!!!
Your quote:
In future, Christopher, will have to learn etiquette, and wash his mouth out with soap.
YOU are the one that said ARESEHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are the one to learn ETIQUETTE AND WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!
Observer is the voice for all those other readers???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look around!!
NOBODY IS JOINING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a SCARE MONGER and IT WON’T WORK!!!
JUST GIVE UP!!!
YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I refuse to give up my fight to get narcissists like Christopher off this tennis blog.
You against one million+!
You lose!!
Wrong. Marijana Veljovic awarded me this tennis blog match already. Only the observer is the winner on this tennis blog.
HEY OBSERVER!!:
Check out this blog!!!:
https://insidetherink.com/leafs-beat-devils-2-1-break-new-jerseys-streak/
RIGHT NOW: 110 COMMENTS: Many of which I have mad on THIS PARTICULAR blog AND:
0 COMPLAINTS and/or CRITICISMS!!!!!!!!!!!
Others:
HOT FEMALE SOCCER: SPORTS VIRSA: 0 COMPLAINTS and/or CRITICISMS!!!!
HOT FEMALE TENNIS SPORTAL BIZ:
0 COMPLAINTS and/or CRITICISMS!!!!!
HOT FEMALE TENNIS GAMINGZION:
0 COMPLAINTS and/or CRITICISMS!!!!!!!
4 out of 5 = an A- (VERY VERY GOOD to EXCELLENT)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR GRADE: F- – -!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry but an F TRIPLE MINUS grade is not the grade of an ACCOMPLISHED PERSON!!!!!!!
YOU SHOULD FEEL LONELY!!!!!!!!!
Apparently, you ARE ALL ALONE with your HARSH LANGUAGE/THINKING about me!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry.
which I have MADE…!!!
I don’t click on links from you ever.
NO MORE COMMENTS FROM OBSERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This BLOG is now PURE and CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrong, this blog is full of Christopher’s narcissistic comments.
OOPS!
No longer PURE and CLEAN!!
Again, all alone in your thinking!
Again you are all alone in your thinking.
Wrong, this blog is full of Christopher’s ridiculous and foolish comments.
Again, ALL ALONE!
You are all alone, narcissist.
Does anyone else want to take a SHOT at me!!!!!!!????
GO AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
I shall CUT YOU TO PIECES JUST LIKE I DID WITH OBSERVER!!
OH!! I FORGOT!!
OBSERVER is ALL ALONE with his opinion of me!!
THUS, NOBODY WILL DO IT!!!!!!!!
Does anyone carry on the way Christopher does going on his tangents from the word go. No, because many people are far more intelligent than dumb Christopher.
Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher should quit while he’s behind.
In your dreams. You met your match in the Observer and my poll indicates that.
Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher is a tennis blog loser!
TWO other famous tennis blogs have printed my NON-NARCISSISTIC statements with absolutely no flack from other readers!!
You are ALL ALONE!!
I don’t believe you.
I think that most readers will be interested in this comment of mine from a PAIGE SPIRANAC blog!!:
I would like to add that one of the great benefits of physical fitness along with a long life is NON-MATERIALISM!!! I used to wear another sweatshirt that said MOXIE MUSIC WATER. I used to time my walkman so that the end of these songs: AFRICA (TOTO) and DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE? (HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS) would occur right near the finish lines of my competitive races. The high-pitched vocals, the SWIMMING, BODYBUILDING and RUNNING HIGHS and the one picture of PAIGE SPIRANAC bending down and examining a putting option on THE IRISH GOLFER in my mind would transfer me to an ENDORPHIN HEVEAN+++++++ STATE!!!!!!!!! It would usually result in a winning running medal!!!!!
Two other song endings that I timed my walkman for the end of competitive races at the finish lines while thinking about PAIGE were: PAMELA (TOTO) and STACY’S MOM (THE FOUNTAINS of WAYNE). I preferred that the days were SUNNY!! I always liked songs that ended with high pitched vocals!!!
This is purely a golf comment. Ladies and gentlemen, this comment is to be disregarded.
Golf = Athletics = Hottness!!
100% relevant!!
Completely wrong. Read the title. It is the hottest female tennis players only, numnuts.
I think that you have all heard that AVRIL LAVIGNE. She has come back with a new hit: I’M A MESS!!
AVRIL has been around since at least the mid 1990s. She had a hit back then called COMPLICATED!
I remember that I was working for METRO SALVAGE in MISSISSAUGA while I was living with my brother in OAKVILLE as a METAL.SORTER/ BALER/POWER SAW METAL CUTTER and WIRE STRIPPER (November, 1994-February, 1996).
I was the LOWEST paid guy there since I could not drive a forklift but still managed to sock away over 5 grand into my RRSP!!
AVRIL is from NAPANEE, ONTARIO.
TODD COLLARD is from NAPANEE as well!
I tied with TODD for 1st place I believe in the 2008 OKTOBERFEST RUN sponsored by THE WATERLOO RUNNING series at 23:42 for the 5KM run. We were both at 220 pounds+!!
However, his 23:42 was a fraction of a second quicker so he got first place whereas I got 2nd.
My PR is only 22:58 BUT I was at 226 pounds+!
TODD ran a 5KM ln the low 20 minute range at 205 pounds!!
I have heard of only a handful of Canadian runners in the 195 pound+ range to run a sub 20 minute 5KM run.
TODD is also an EXCELLENT SOCCER player and is well known as an ALL ROUND ONTARIAN ATHLETE from NAPANEE!!
OOPS!!
First sentence: OF AVRIL LAVIGNE!
Ladies and gentlemen, narcissistic Christopher cannot prove that any of the readers like his comments, other than the editors who print them.
Christopher is living in a fantasy world. He has no evidence whatsoever.
Ladies and gentlemen, just watch him turn this criticism around and attack the Observer.
Christopher is nothing but an attention seeking narcissist and he has done absolutely nothing to change my view. I rest my case.
Check out other blogs!!
You are the ONLY one attacking me!!
It does not mean anything. You are simply making assumptions. You are scared of a poll, which is completely necessary. I firmly believe that many other people detest Christopher’s comments but are too afraid to speak up or type their thoughts.
Wrong! I have checked out other blogs. Pitou attacked you on Jonathan’s tennis blog after he chose Petra Kvitova and you disagreed. He then attacked you back. John McLaren also attacked you originally with his numbnuts comment on another tennis blog, which no longer exists, but the writer was Sourav, saying that he bet you wouldn’t kick Bianca Andreescu out of bed, numnuts, spelt the wrong way. He didn’t actually mention her name but he implied it.
This blog rests it’s case in YOU being a complete moron!!
Wrong. Another assumption. People just can’t be bothered replying to you or are simply not reading this blog at the moment.
Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher is the complete numbnuts.
Here in India, Christopher is very much disliked. He has upset many people with his view on Simona Halep.
We want Christopher to leave this blog permanently and go away, go somewhere else.
In India, we only want people here commenting on the hottest female tennis players only in the way this tennis blog was designed.
Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is Christopher gets away with pathetic, irrelevant, necessary and narcissistic comments here because on Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blogs, Jonathan refuses to print all of Christopher’s comments because Jonathan has a much wider tennis blog readership.
Ladies and gentlemen, just go read Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blog and look at the number of comments from Christopher. It has decreased significantly over the years.
Christopher has just simply found a place here to park his narcissistic comments. Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher wanted me to stop commentating so he could keep writing irrelevant comments, not related hottest female tennis players only, in peace.
However, I strongly believe that is morally wrong to print comments other than hottest female tennis players only, on this blog, regardless of Christopher’s counter arguments.
Therefore, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I refer you to Jonathan’s hottest female tennis blog, and you will see that everyone else makes comments relating to the hottest female tennis players, but nothing else.
On the other hand, Christopher although he did make comments specifically on the hottest female tennis players, also had the audacity to type comments unrelated to that topic, mainly printed late last year.
After that was pointed out to him on that tennis blog, Christopher has decided to make all his comments here, where he can fly under the radar. Not so, on Jonathan’s tennis blogs. Jonathan is a tougher editor.
Therefore, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, after the judge examines the evidence on Jonathan’s tennis blog, he will also note that Christopher had not typed the Simona Halep being banned comment on Jonathan’s blog, due to Christopher being banned from typing that comment there, or Christopher knowing that comment will not be accepted on that blog.
The judge will then award damages to Observer because Christopher has really caused damage by his Simona Halep should be banned from hot comment, on this tennis blog. Of course, ladies and gentlemen, any civilised and reasonable person knows that Simona Halep should not be banned from hot.
After deliberating for two minutes, the jury have awarded the case to Observer. The hottest female tennis blog community are overjoyed that Christopher can now only type comments about specific hottest female tennis players only.
Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher will be getting a free ticket out of this planet because the narcissist Christopher thinks he is out of this world, therefore he is out of this planet.
Every reader of this tennis blog in India all want Christopher to go away, go somewhere else. He takes pot shots at Simona Halep, Maria Sharapova and Bill Clinton, to name a few.
Enough is enough, Christopher, go away! This is what happens when you upset people here in India.